Dissatisfied Customers

Oh hey, you guys.
So...
Funny stories?
I said that?
What was I thinking?

The thing about funny stories is that they are sometimes only funny when you're in the context of the situation.

So, since I can't think of anything super hilarious at the moment, I'll relate a story about an unhappy lady.

One day a lady came in with a return. (She was super-nice bytheway)
She was returning a CHI straightener.

As we returned the item, I asked her what she didn't like about the product. (It's always good to find out the cons of the products)

...she told me that it didn't get hot enough for her hair.


Didn't get hot enough?? What? 


She said she wanted something with more heat to really straighten her hair.

Ok, you guys, in case you didn't know, the CHI brand is a professional line. It's the top-of-the-line straightener.

It's also $$$ to buy.

 We use it in the store's salon.
Just so you know, it gets pretty flipping hot.

Also, every stylist I've talked to has advised me to not straighten my hair unless I feel like it's a dire need.
It turns out that straighteners aren't the best thing for human hair.
Straighteners are basically two hot metal plates that sear your hair into shape. They force the waves to be still.
It's not good.

CHI is about as hot as they come, too.

I thought about asking her if she had tried plugging it in, but I'm not about to make a customer feel dumb.

Anyways, the return went without a hitch, but personally, I think that lady didn't feel like cutting her hair.

I think she might have wanted to sear it off instead.