Adult (to boys) : So, what do you want to be when you are older? A doctor, maybe?
O: No, not a doctor! That's boring. I'm going to be an agent.
Me: An agent? ...like a secret agent?
O: Yeah! With the cool weapons and gadgets. I'll kill people.
Adult: Kill people? Ugh, that does not sound good at all. I don't think that's a good job...
O: Well, I only kill the bad guys. I'm good at it.
Adult: I guess that's better. That's still a dangerous job. Your wife will worry all of the time about you when you're on missions.
O: What? A wife?!? I'm NEVER getting a wife. BLECH.
Me: Why not?
O: Because getting married means you have to be around a girl.
B: Yeah, that is SO GROSS.
O: You have to say you love her and act like you like her. ewwwww!
B: and then there's kissing on the lips! You have to kiss her on the lips. Groooosssss, gross, gross. I would NEVER do that. I never want a wife.
O: Ewwww, kissing on the lips! Never!
We changed the subject.
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